Subject: Taking Care Of Business
Title: 

When They Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse

Byline: Mark Ashe
Published: August 2000 by DJ Times Magazine

It’s mid-afternoon on a day riddled with dozens of small headaches. I’ve spent the better part of the afternoon chasing a client for the $2,000 she owes me; two of my best DJs just called in sick with the flu and I can’t find replacements. It looks like I’ll be missing my parent’s anniversary party this weekend.

People always think that owning your own business means you also own your time. With a staff of 30, 16 sound systems and a couple of vans, for me nothing is further from the truth.

"Mark?" My assistant calls from outside my door. "Mr. Jones from A-1 Entertainment is on the phone. He called earlier saying something about wanting to do business with you. Do you want to take it?"

"Sure, put him through."

"Hi Mark. This is Bob Jones from A-1 Entertainment. If your schedule looks anything like mine, you don’t have a lot of time to spare. I’ll get right to the point. I’m interested in buying your company."

"I’m sorry. Could you repeat that?" I said. "You’re interested in what?"

"Buying your company, Mark. Oh, I know this is a little unexpected. I own an entertainment corporation out here on the West Coast. My company found yours over the Internet and…"

Fifteen minutes later, I’d forgotten all about sick DJs. Mr. Jones wants to buy my company. I couldn’t even begin to make sense of it. In this day and age of corporate takeovers, I guess the proposal isn’t so out of the ordinary, but it was a classic case of "It could never happen to me."

One week later, I’m on a plane heading for A-1’s corporate offices on the opposite coast. After landing, I’m standing by the curb outside the terminal. I look up from my newspaper to find Mr. Jones, alone, struggling to shut off his car alarm – not exactly my image of a stuffy corporate head.

"Can you believe this? Just got this car not even two weeks ago and it’s already giving me problems." He shook my hand. "But that’s no way to welcome you. If you’re not too nauseous from the airplane food, feel like grabbing something to eat?"

After lunch, we drove to A-1’s two-floor office building. I couldn’t get over the size of it. I have large offices myself, but this operation is in an entirely different league. We pulled in front of the building and parked. Well-manicured hedges flanked the walkway leading to the large, glass front doors. The reception area was a huge, airy space with windows that stretched to the second floor. Mr. Jones pointed toward a series of rooms off to my right.

"These are the shipping and receiving rooms, and next to them, if you look, is our audio- visual department. Up the stairs over there is our telemarketing department. My office is this way."

We turned left, passing some small offices and continued down a hallway dotted with photographs. They weren’t reproductions. He led me past a conference room, past more offices and finally, at the end of the hallway, we came to his. Standing by a large window was the company’s vice president, Mr. Smith. This, I thought, is when we talk about the dollar value of my company.

One week earlier, I had met with my accountant and lawyer to prepare a prospectus. Customizing a general business-selling formula to fit a DJ service, we added together the number of gigs we book, the value of my video and sound equipment, my truck and two vans, special effects and the value of the football, golf and basketball games that are part of certain packages. Then I included the money I make from the gigs I do myself, the deposits for next year’s bookings, my salary and a monetary representation of what I felt my freedom was worth.

What if I’m asking for too little? What if I’m asking for too much? Trying to figure out a figure I’d be satisfied with was like trying to see myself clearly in a funhouse mirror. What is 20 years of my life worth? There, on an 8½- by-11-inch piece of paper, divided into neat little columns of numbers, was a complete financial summation of my life.

That, and two year’s worth of tax returns, was what I was prepared to hand over to Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith. But they didn’t ask for this right away. Instead, we talked a little about how they run their operation. Mr. Jones and I share much of the same business philosophy. Basically, we’re both interested in making as much money as we can in this business. But simple things, like treating a client with the utmost consideration and getting back to them right away, also entered into it.

Giving up all the responsibility and headaches of running my business in exchange for some cash really tempted me. I pictured life without my pager constantly going off, and not having to worry about missing my kid’s soccer games. On the other hand, the possibility of working under someone for the first time in my life didn’t seem so appealing. Aside from having the freedom to take a trip to the Bahamas tomorrow if I felt like it, my status as an owner includes the trust that my clients have in me. They rely on the kind of service I provide, which is an extension of who I am as a person. I’ve built this company from the ground up, poured 20 years of my life into it and I don’t know if there’s a price that could really come close to compensating for that. But the healthy six-figure offer they presented me certainly made me think – hard.

The next day back in Massachusetts I laid it all out for my lawyer, my accountant and my wife. My lawyer, who sees this sort of thing all the time, warned me that the money might not come all at once. Often, he said, companies give you some money down and then pay the balance over a period of time. In addition, the agreement included a Payment of Received Deposits clause, which meant that A-1 Entertainment would get all the deposits I had received for all my future parties. Since I had several hundred future gigs booked, those deposits amounted to an additional $50,000 that I could take off the proposed buyout figure. My accountant pointed out that after the sale, the government would want almost half the money to pay the Capital Gains Tax. These were things to consider, but it still might be worth going ahead with it. It was my wife, though, who saw through all of that, asking later that night, "Mark, for as long as I’ve known you, you’ve never worked for anyone. Can you handle it?"

I didn’t know.

The money they offered would provide me with a nice investment for my retirement. My kids are young and my current schedule doesn’t let me see them as much as I’d like. This deal would allow me to spend a lot more time with them. I also wouldn’t have to worry about saving money for their college tuition. I could take the position A-1 offered me, work for someone else for a little while. It would certainly take a lot of pressure off me. But to take away that pressure is to take some of me away, too.

The buyout would reverberate in millions of other ways, too. The most obvious would be the changes that would occur within my company itself. A-1 Entertainment planned to pay my DJs far less than they were currently being paid. That would certainly send them to my competition. A lot of connections I’d made over the years, both with industry people and the community, would change. I wouldn’t be doing benefits for the charity organizations in my town anymore. Doing those benefits was my way of giving back to a community that had helped make me what I am today. They weren’t buying a franchise or a store. My reputation, my name—which I’d never be allowed to use again—was being bought out.

I made my decision. The formal offer came in the mail about two weeks after our initial meeting, where a preliminary figure was discussed. This new figure that I was now looking at didn’t match the preliminary figure. And there was no way, in my mind, that I was about to negotiate.

This was a nice exercise in fantasy, and it was a terrific ego boost, but I didn’t need to sell my company. I wasn’t strapped for cash and my company didn’t have any outstanding debts. I owed it to myself, my employees and my clients to stick with what I thought I was worth. In his response, Mr. Jones wished me the best of luck, but since I wasn’t willing to negotiate, he didn’t see any reason to continue our correspondence.

So today, back in my office, my phone is ringing off the hook and another DJ has the flu and I’ve missed my parents’ anniversary party. Strangely enough, though, I relish every second of it.

Mark Ashe is still the founder and president of Mark’s Rolling Dance Revue in Agawam, Mass. If you haven’t already guessed it, the names in this story have indeed been changed.

 

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