The voice across
the wire sighs and gets sheepish. “I don’t
mind talking about it,” it says, “but it’s
not something I like to dwell on.” For some DJs,
the subject at hand might be their sampling habits,
their VIP-room activities, or maybe their love lives.
But for Louis Osbourne, it’s the fact that his
family’s home life is a hit on MTV. And oh yes,
even before that, his dad was Ozzy Osbourne.
So even though Osbourne has a knack for mixing tech-y,
tribal house, and an ear for dancefloor-devastating
tracks, he knows there are other factors at play in
his sold-out tour of the States, newly signed six-album
contract with Strictly Rhythm, and spotlights on the
E! Network.
But
Osbourne was a DJ long before his little sister was
recording Madonna covers and his father was eating dinner
with the President. In fact, he’d much rather
discuss Deep Dish, DJ Pierre, and the music that forever
changed his life – acid house. “I went to
a rave when I was 16-years old,” he says with
a laugh. “My mate was supposed to come with me,
but I went on me own and found my calling. I started
buying records then.”
After exhausting “aciiieed” and going through
his requisite “piano-house” phase, Osbourne
got turned onto “this New York stuff”: Danny
Tenaglia, Wild Pitch, and “Project Blast.”
“I heard that and I was like, fuck me, I’m
getting into this!”
Now, Osbourne plays what he considers to be “just
house.” “Everything is very drum-oriented,”
he says. “I play techno as well, but the only
difference is that techno is faster.” In the booth,
he’s not too picky: “As long as it’s
two decks and a mixer, I’m all right,” he
says. But spring-loaded decks drive him a bit mad. “I
don’t like them. I like to push the vinyl; I manhandle
it. You can’t do that with these things. I’ve
heard stories of DJs using half tennis balls and sticking
them on the sides to wedge them in.”
Osbourne’s also making music with producer Brian
Stillwater. It’s a partnership, he says, that
always culminates in divergent results. “In the
studio, we get to a point where we have a solid drum
track and groove, and we need something more,”
he says. “Brian wants to go more progressive and
melodic with it, and I just want to keep it more of
a Peace Division kind of thing. What we’re going
to do is he’s going to make a mix and I’m
going to make a mix, and we’ll put it out as our
track together.” It’s set for release before
the end of the year.
But Osbourne would eventually like to make tracks completely
on his own, with only the help of his G4. He’s
already familiarizing himself with the software required.
“I have Logic Audio,” he says. “I’m
kind of fucking around with Raven. It’s good for
a few loops, but it’s kind of gimmicky. I like
Logic. When you see someone use Logic properly, you
go, ‘Fuck Reason, man.’”
But all this begs the question: What does your heavy-metal
dad make of it all? “My dad came to see me at
eleven50 in Atlanta last summer,” he recalls,
“and he came into the DJ booth. He stuck around
for like 45 minutes; I was really unnerved. I didn’t
really speak to him there. The next day we were talking
about it, and he said, which I thought was really perceptive,
‘It’s a whole kind of lights, sound, trip
experience. It’s all quite psychedelic. It’s
really kind of tribal, isn’t it?’ He said
if he were 25 years younger he’d be down there
tripping with the rest of them. I think he kind of understands
the culture of it all.”
Technical ecstasy, indeed.